Thursday, December 21, 2006
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOOKPLATES
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time to send me odd ball news items throughout the year. I want to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas/Happy Chanukah and a very prosperous New Year.
Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.
Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it removes toilet stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheist bastards who refuse to put " under God " on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap or Teflon frying pans because they cause Cancer.
I no longer receive packages from FedEx or UPS since they are actually Al Quada in disguise.
I no longer eat KFC because their" chickens" are horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
All joking aside, it has been a good year and I am waiting for the son of the exiled president of Nigeria to send me a three million dollar pay out on my $20,000.00 investment.
Seasons greetings to one and all. Lew Jaffe